Portals to the Dryside

You’ve probably washed up here through one of the doorways below. We apologise for the method, the timing, and the complete lack of sensible explanation. If, for some reason, you’d like to know what other routes you could have taken into this peculiar corridor, this is the map of misplaced arrivals.

Each link is a doorway, each doorway is a different wrong way in. Browse them like alternate timelines, souvenir glitches, or spare entry wounds into the same impossible place. Choose another portal if you wish—just remember: they all end up here eventually.